Category Archives: Humor

Musings from the Laundromat: Loud Little Red & Quiet Pink Edition

First 15 minutes in here were jarring.

I’m literally in the shirt I slept in, hair thrown into a braid.  This after my intended replied to my “I’m tired …”  with “Yeah, you look tired.”

image

Don’t you love that?

Even worse, is when someone gives you an unsolicited “You look tired.” Which, basically translates to “You look like crap today.” In Amandapedia.

Anyway, I KNEW if I didn’t just run inside the house (ok, it was more of a shuffle) – throw shorts on and tame my mane and grab the laundry, it was NOT going to get done.

So I’m still half asleep as I enter and am greeted by what sounded like a Chuckie Cheese.

Radio blaring, children playing a land version of “Marco!” “Polo!”  The assault on my tired little ears was … as I said, jarring.

Here’s one of the little ones – (I blurred her cute little face because I don’t think pictures of kids should be randomly thrown up on a stranger’s site.)

 

image

Little Red Riding tu-tu.

And another tyke in the background.

And a rare sighting of my laundry lady in the back.

Then it suddenly and blessedly got very, very quiet.

Ahhhhh.

So, why am I so tired?

Well, certainly wasn’t because I scrubbed the entire house as planned yesterday.

I did something I haven’t done in YEARS.  Friday my honey and I stayed up until 5 flipping a.m.   By choice.  We had a lot of fun, but I have got to tell you, my body does not recuperate the way it used to.

I’m old now!

Well, too old for that shite anyway.

And I knew it would happen, I knew I’d only sleep for a few hours and then answer the maternal call of my tired body.   There were animals to be fed, walked – there was food to be made.  And yeah, ok, then I binge watched the Real Housewives of New York.  (Shame is washing over me just typing that.)

Then … CRASH!  I ended up sleeping away the rest of the day.

(Not before burning the roof of my mouth on a pizza that my refreshed, newly awoken honey prepared for us.)

__________________________

So here I am, clothes in dryer now.  Polystyrene coffee to my right and … new children in front of me.

But, to their credit,they’re being very well-behaved.

image

Hozier is belting out ‘Take me to Church’ in the background.  And in 10 minutes, I’ll be folding and then returning to my nest.

I’ll do something constructive around the house when I get back to assuage any guilt of planning another nap later.

It IS the weekend after all.

 

Fun with a new app

So I don’t have Photoshop at work – and do ALL of our fliers and art – even designed the logo.

Found something today that had transparent images.

So yeah – had some fun with it.

My honey is into short hair – and I am SO not.  But, when I IM’d im te photo of me with short hair – he said “You’re not fooling anyone.”

So I sent him the goatee thinking maybe that would do it?

image

Then I got creative.

image

 

Snake totally photo bombed me and my son’s girlfriend 😉

As for the hot tub – how dare they!

___________________________________

On a realistic note – I’m still stressing.

Trying to live in the moment and be concious of  days and weeks and months to come – and wondering if we’re even going to get married 5 months from now.

I laugh – I cry (a lot lately) – I stay grateful – but times are tough.

I would be lying if I said things are happening the way I thought they would.

But ‘things’ are happening – and they are good things.

Have to buckle down and MAKE shite happen!

After all, if a pig can be in a hot tub, I can make a wedding happen …. no?

Pepper and Iron Man

Just for fun, we tried to duplicate this lol.

image

 

Does he look mad?  Good thing he’s not portraying the Hulk.

image

 

Still looks a little mad ….

image

Not anymore.

Then there was this:

image

This is where my honey and my son sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me and for whatever reason, it’s not loading.

Doesn’t matter.

1. I am grateful to be alive

2. I am grateful for eveyone I love to have awoken today too

3. I am grateful I laughed

4. I am grateul for an opportunity to TELL those people I LOVE YOU

5. I’m just freaking grateful.

I really am.  And, my birthday doesn’t mean ‘stuff’ anymore, but my close ones sure hooked me up anyway.

And yeah, I’m a nerd.

image

 

Happy Birthday Iron Man!

I stumbled upon something today after clicking on Robert Downey Jr.’s FB page … someone in comments said “Happy Birthday Tony!”

Color me excited!

Was it true???

Did I share a birthday with Tony Stark himself??

tony birthday

Yes, Yes I DO!

I couldn’t be happier!  I mean, what are the odds??? (Probably something like 1 in 365)  Icing on the proverbial birthday cake!

I get compared to Pepper a lot – well, Gwyneth anyway – and my honey has the Stark thing going on

amandajimring

 

AmandaJim1

– so we WILL be having this cake at our wedding:

iron man wedding cake

 

We’ve become a total Marvel couple.  I was already a total nerd before we cohabited, but we now have an Avengers painting hanging in the living room – and oooo!   Look what I found at the grocery store:

avengers cereal

The checkout lady had a little giggle when I asked her PLEASE not to bag it with anything else.  No bending of the box.

It now resides happily displayed on our headboard.

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!

And I’m sure Pepper won’t get you anything you’re allergic to, or a giant bunny (Iron Man 3)

iron man bunny

 

 

Musings from the laundromat: Double Loads and Spilled Coffee

Got here an hour later than usual.   I was greeted by a different crowd – ok, they didn’t technically ‘greet’ me … actually, it’s kind of odd here today.  No one is smiling.

Everyone is pretty much keeping to themselves.

Lonesome Laundering.

image

ALL of the machines I like to use were mysteriously occupied, and I say ‘mysteriously’ because the ratio of actual humans in process of laundering, versus amount of machines didn’t make sense.  Although, math never was my strong suit, so I’ll let the mystery be.

Shoved all my stuff in the ‘double load’ machines.  Grrrr.  I call bullshit on that label.  First of all, you get as much in the ‘double’ load as you do in the ‘single load’.  And they charge  whatever the difference is between $2.25 and $1.65.  Ok, I DO know this one … 60 extra cents!  Highway robbery.

image

 

Anyway, after I’d stuffed the two machines … I wandered over to the counter area in search of coffee.  Had just finished stirring in my powdered packet of creamer – AND gloriously knocked the entire cup over, which, went in the direction of the laundry lady’s work area.

Me: I’m SO sorry … I spilled!

Her: It’s ok, I was getting bored anyway

Me: Well, I’m sure this wasn’t on your dream list of things to occupy your time with …

She didn’t disagree, and I felt awful.  Just horrible.

I helped clean up, then slinked off with another cup.

image

The dryer has stopped – think I’ll cut my losses, fold and get out of here before I spill something else.

 

Until the next Musing … have a great week – and don’t forget to eat your veggies!

image