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Jumping spiders and Buddha too!

Thursday at work,  I noticed in my peripheral vision ‘something’ on the wall in front of my desk.  I glanced up from being very busy and important to see a little spider.  Okay. Little is good.  Wall is good.  Carry on.

He was industrious because not long after that my peripheral radar alerted me of an intruder on my desk.  I laid eyes on him and decided it was time he went outside.

You may be thinking now that I am ‘bug brave’.  I am not.  I don’t do bugs.  But I can’t just kill one either.  So I do bugs when I have to.  Even scorpions in the Summer get caught or vacuumed up in the bagless machine and placed outside.

Yes, my blood pressure rises to an unhealthy level, yes I have nightmares, yes I’m unreasonably itchy for hours afterward in some psychosomatic state – whilst my eyes dart around the room incase it was just one of one hundred,  but I really do try not to kill them

Back to spider.

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So I’ve decided he’s going out.  (For all intents and purposes, it’s a ‘he’ apparently).

I get a slice of paper and put it in his path.  Surely he’ll waltz right onto it and I’ll simply carry him out to the leafy bush outside.

He didn’t know how to waltz.  But he had leaping down!

This is the part where I’m squealing like a little girl.  Audibly. 

A lot louder in my head – trust me, but my vocalizations finally get the attention of the loan officer at the desk across the room.

I explain that no conventional method of capture is going to work for this guy.  “Help me!  It jumps!” might have been the actual verbiage I used.

He meandered over.  “Where is it?” 

Good question – I’d taken my eyes off of it.  Peripheral Powers Activate! 

I focused in and there – on my desk – was the spider taking the last few steps to hide under the shadow of my shut-up Buddha.  You remember him?

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So he’s at the base of Buddha’s rock.  Probably meditating on how much higher he could leap at me should I go through with my attempts of relocation. (The shut-up Buddha isn’t working by the way, I bite my tongue and look at him, but unedited words still fall out of my mouth all day long).

“Get an envelope” the loan officer says.  Oooo!  Good idea.  Yeah – we can encase him safely for the trip!

Goes off without a hitch.

I scoop up the envelope.

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“Don’t squish it”, he says – as I close the flap gently, just in case.  No! I didn’t Close it close it – just put it down so there was no escape route.

Outside I go with him.

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There.  He’s happy.  He’s free.  I’m happy (a little itchy and looking around the room, but happy).

Back to work we go.

Fast forward to Friday.

Alone in the office – peripheral alarm starts to bleat out a warning.

What the heck?!?!

On my wall – a jumping spider. 

I’m fairly certain the other guy didn’t find his way back in – so as I was telling my friend Betty, we’re left with the only reasonable, non-alarmist, sane answer – Jumping Spider Infestation!!!

(Okay, probably there might be a little family.  But I’m sticking with infestation). 

I emailed the loan officer something that could have passed for a telegram SOS. 

“Help!  Spider!  Infestation!  Should close office!” 

He responded sometime later that yes, sounded like immediate closure was called for. 

Followed by a damn winky emoticon.  Pfft.  Those ‘winky’ things mean someone is kidding right?  I was left with the real danger.

I made it unscathed through the day.  And this morning – my Betty puts this horror on my Facebook page.

Spider Showers

It’s over four minutes long, you won’t need to watch for that long to be itchy and darty eyed the rest of the day.

Happy Spider! Saturday!

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The shut up Buddha

My desk Buddha – he reminds me to shut up.  Or put more sweetly, to think before I speak, because I have a habit of saying what’s on my mind, out loud, a lot. 

I thought he’d help. 

Now I look at him from home, he looks like he could also be reminding me to stuff my face with fun food too! I don’t talk with my mouth full, so I suppose either way, both should help with keeping my trap shut. 

Did a lot of speaking today – mainly to my boss about how important it is that we observe Veterans Day by closing Monday.  I’m not going to lie, I really just wanted a three-day weekend.

Wait! Before I come off like a thoughtless, shallow, ingrate – let me just say, I am grateful every day to those who serve. 

I tell every Veteran I do a loan for ‘thank you’ and then grill them about their experiences etc. Nothing better than hearing someones story first hand. 

I’m also thankful all year and not just on Thanksgiving.  (Don’t get me started on Thanksgiving though – that’s one holiday I wouldn’t mind working on.  Celebrating taking someone’s land and spreading disease. YAY!)

Well, all my campaigning failed as I was told ‘See you Monday!’ as my boss left.  Although, I know he’s only coming in for a couple of hours. Nice. LOL!

And because it’s Friday here’s another picture for you taken on the way home. I stopped on the parkway to take this and was almost struck by at least 3 speeding cars! (no lie)  But you’re worth it.  You’re welcome. 😉

 I didn’t alter this at all.  It was a gorgeous black and white shot just waiting to be captured.