Door Raptors and Bordel Baguettes
I don’t think there’s anything that could come out of my mouth that would shock people who know me anymore.
Even at work.
Ok, mostly at work.
It’s a think out loud, no holds barred environment with the top, seriously, the top professionals in the field.
When one of us isn’t in the building … Something feels ‘off’.
I was leaning in the copy room door way whilst eating a sandwich the other day – waiting for a fax confirmation. (Told you I was a multi-tasker)
One of the men said “You look like a French girl at a bordel with a baguette’
I raised an eyebrow while chomping on my huge bite of food and stuck my leg out a bit. It’s a tad hard to imitate ‘seductive’ with hamster cheeks full of bread.
It’s amazing how much you can get done when you’re a real team – each bringing a different personality and skill to the mix – complimenting one another with a mutual goal. Success. And who knew it could be so much fun?!
I heard a noise outside our rear door today and my co-worker investigated.
He cracked me up when he did the horror movie “Hello??” as he slowly opened the door.
While I was laughing, he said ‘What if a raptor grabbed me?!?”
“I’d run and get my camera” was my response.
“You would” was his.
It’s only now I’m thinking … Raptor? Really? Of all the creatures in the world – of all the creatures in the desert – a raptor was the first thing that came to his mind?
Speaking of creatures, I did get a lovely photo of his wife’s purse the other day – it had a face AND tongue. Any inanimate object with a face is a camera grab moment for me.
If something resembles a raptor in the near future, I’ll be sure to get a picture and share it.