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Musings from the laundromat: Quiet & Being Rude edition.
It’s quiet here today.
Too quiet.
The radio isn’t on and no one is chatting.
Even Glaucoma man hasn’t stopped by to say ‘hi’ – he’s busy folding. He got here a whole lot earlier than me. I arrived on time.
And now he’s leaving without a goodbye.
It’s funny, because the laundromat opens at 8 a.m. (Although Laundry Lady unlocks the doors much earlier than that). As she looked up from receipts she was going through she said “Didn’t think you were going to make it.” Why?
I always do – I just happened to be on time today.
Had a fun night at a work banquet last night. I got to dance. I love to dance. And I spent quality time with one of my best friends out here. And of course, my work family.
It’s still hard for me to be in crowds, so I tend to overcompensate. Do that nervous bravado chatter and last night it brought me some trouble.
First of all – I was nervous about wearing makeup. I applied it early as I’m not very good at it. Wanted to be sure to be able to wash my face and have a ‘do over’. But, it seemed to work out. I asked my son, “On a scale from ‘party’ to ‘hooker’ how do I look?” Luckily the answer was ‘party’.
Here’s he and I outside.

He was preparing to leave. Which, left me to pacing the house like a caged cat.
My friend arrived and the nervous chatter began in anticipation of having to ‘people’.
Event was fun once I settled into my table and was close to those I knew.
Unfortunately, nervous chatter became a verbal eyeroll at something that was said on the microphone and someone I don’t get along with very well stared me down and declared me rude. This was out loud and what was said, literally, was “You’re rude.” It was accompanied by a look of disgust.
I deserved it.
I own my part in it.
I do!
I brushed it off though and after eating too much food proceeded to burn some calories off on the dance floor.
I haven’t danced in so long! Well, not in public. I chair dance, bedroom dance and car dance – but that doesn’t really count does it.
My friend was ready to leave but I was feeling the beat and finally feeling comfortable ‘peopling’.
I acquiesced and home we went.
All in all, a great night.
And now here I sit, waiting for the washing machines to give up my clothes.
It’s threatening to rain outside, which, would actually be quite lovely for a Sunday. Nothing better than a blanket, a cozy home and rain hitting the windows and roof.

I caved and turned the heat on yesterday. After replacing the filters on my vents. I woke early yesterday to find my son on the couch with a knit hat on his head and a comforter around him. A little dramatic, but I got the point.
We went to breakfast then shopped for those filters and a few other necessities.
I also got a hair cut. A treat for me. I usually just let it look like a horses mane. But my intention was to also color it. I wanted to go darker, but the timing wasn’t right. I had driven and my son would be stuck for a couple of hours as he doesn’t drive stick shift.
I still can’t quite wrap my head around the fact that he’s leaving soon.
Still doesn’t feel real.
And if I thought it was quiet here – with machine doors opening and closing and rumbles and laundry cart wheels dragging across the tiles – then I’m going to be in for one hell of a shock when he does go. My home will be quiet. And lonely. And a piece of me will be gone.
Until then, I’ll enjoy each moment.
Each laugh I hear coming from his room. Each late night refrigerator opening.
Each piece of clothing I pluck from the bathroom floor of his to bring here.
Musings from the Laundromat: Rocky Horror Clock Edition
My clock is confused.
I set it for 6 a.m. Knowing I could comfortably hit snooze a couple of times before gathering my laundry and heading out to the ‘mat.
Woke on time – hit that button like the lady of leisure I felt.
Next eyelid opening had me staring at 7:30. Ok. Laundromat officially doesn’t open until 8:00. I still had plenty of time to do my customary brushing of tangled hair and morning teeth then find some pants to throw on.
I even toyed with the idea of showering first …
Then I walked out of my bedroom and glanced at my other clocks.
8:30

My time keeper had taken a step to the left.
Now, I realize it’s Sunday and other than laundry and light cleaning, I have nothing pressing on my agenda – but I did get that momentary panicked bird in the chest sensation and then “Oh shit” went through my mind.
I encounter this ‘Time Warp” annually. I have a ‘smart’ clock. I beg to differ with its intelligence as it is supposed to know that we, in Arizona, do not observe Daylight Savings Time. Our clocks do not Fall Back this time of year.
And besides, dear clock of mine – that occurred LAST weekend.
So, I changed its mode to whatever made the time correct and proceeded to head out of the door weighted down with two baskets of dirty clothing.
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Laundry Lady is here this week. I’m glad. Some normality returned to my routine. We exchanged our usual banter and I sat at my 2nd favorite table.
While typing a man with a thick German accent asked:
“There is internet?”
“Yes,” I responded, “Free WIFI.”
He settled into the table behind me and has his tiny lap top out. As I stuffed the dryers I asked, “Did you find it?”
“Oh yes. You know, the McDonalds, they don’t have it anymore.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yes, yes. I think they do not want for you to sit too long inside.”
I can’t remember the last time I sat inside of a McDonalds. Can’t actually remember the last time I actually ate McDonalds. I think that’s a good thing.
I do have a ginormous piece of salmon that I’ll be cooking in between cleaning and binge watching Salem on Netflix.
And, I’ll be cutting my eyes over to my clock occasionally to be sure it’s not up to anymore shenanigans.

Something a little punny about ‘watching’ a ‘clock’ no?
But I will be. Know this clock, I WILL be.
Musings from the Laundromat: Eyeball edition.
My right eye is still asleep. Not sure how that’s possible, but it’s managed to accomplish it.
Laundromat has an odd atmosphere today. Even Laundry Lady concurred with that. She’s half asleep too, but I’m pretty sure both her eyes are working.
Glaucoma Man isn’t even chatty.
Him: Anything new?
Me: Not really.
Him: Same stuff just older huh?
Then he walked off to the vending machine. Very unlike him. I should have mentioned I only have one functional eyeball – that’s something new.

More people have descended upon the ‘mat now – the room is abuzz with various machine sounds and an assortment of patrons. The radio is now on and being drowned out. That, or one of my ears is sleeping too.
Chatter from the front of the room – and Glaucoma Man is folding his wash. He never has much. Just a tiny red mesh containers worth.
And he never says goodbye.
Just hurries out with his red bag in tow.
I wonder what he does after he leaves? Does he just sit in his trailer and watch TV?
No secret what I do.
I have the social life of a corpse.
I’ll put the laundry away … Walk my dog around the yard. Tidy the house then spend too much time with my dear friend Netflix.
Hopefully I can do that with just the one eye.
Musings from the Laundromat: Rashes and pup guilt edition.
Woke up at 7:40 “Fuuuuu ….!”
It’s becoming quite the routine to wake up late on Sunday, throw on shorts and a t-shirt, brush my teeth and untangle my hair and just leave.
The Laundry Lady even mentioned “You look tired” today.
Nice.
Thanks.
But I am – so, can’t really fault her for her honesty.
After shoving two washing machines full, I returned to her to pour a cup of coffee.
I confessed to her in a hushed tone that I hadn’t even walked the dog this morning.

“I just figure, what if I woke at 9 – she won’t know the difference.”
She kindly agreed with me.
But probably I need absolution and have some Hail Mary’s to do – but since I’m not Catholic and I know my poor Manatee is thinking what the heck?! I’m carrying the bad fur baby mom guilt while the dryers spin.
As for Glaucoma Man – he was in rare form.
I heard all about a rash that he had. Was shown his leg. Shown his hydrocortisone. Listened about his eye, his heart, his desire for grapefruit juice that he can’t sate.
Meanwhile I was stuffing the washing machine and wishing he wasn’t looking at my laundry and standing so close.
I have become not only the muser here – but everyone’s ear.
Seven minutes left on the dryers and then quickly fold and get home.
Then I have a very important date with Netflix and my bed.
Of course, that’s after I walk the dog. Who may or may or may not grant me forgiveness.
I’ll just give her a cheese stick – bribe my way back into her good graces.
I should probably carry some on me when I come here, when Glaucoma Man approaches I can give him one so he can’t talk so much with his mouth full. Just hope he isn’t lactose intolerant – I don’t need to see anymore rashes.
Musings from the laundromat: Early Journey and Earfulls
Journey is telling me “Don’t stop … Be-lieving” in the background. My view through very tired eyelids is that of the rainbow umbrella.

I literally JUST woke up, threw a pair of shorts on, grabbed my laundry, grabbed Nic’s and drove here.
Was immediately met by Glaucoma Man who waxed ever so unpoetically about his credit card company. And, “I don’t think she’s even in there!”
Doors opened and when I had a brief moment alone with Laundry Lady, she unburdened herself on me too. “He shows up at 7! We don’t open until 8! And he keeps peeking in all the windows.”
Can I go back to bed?
My laundromat shouldn’t be this dramatic should it?
Then again, I don’t have room to talk.
I manage to make a quiet Saturday night full of drama.
I’m tired of it.
Tired of drama.
I think, I’m just … Tired.

Glaucoma man is already emptying his machine of his wash. How is that possible? I still have 15 minutes left on mine and we got here the same time. Although, I did have that chat with Laundry Lady.
She’s looking less like a chipmunk today. Waiting for her antibiotics to finish their job so she can get the offending tooth yanked from her mouth.
There’s a plaid wearing, camouflage hatted man next to my machines.
Only men today. 4 men today. I find myself wondering about how they learned to do laundry. There was a time they were young and someone taught them.
I look at everyone and wonder about them.
But when I’ve just awoken, I don’t need to know everything at once. lol.
I’m ready to go back to bed.
And I won’t stop believing if I can just get a little nap.


