LOL! Found this today and could not resist. 

Not only does it have soup (the debauchery kind I’m sure) – but look! Looky look!

It’s me in a dress made in my favorite color – my long hair that I refuse to cut in a bun, and my future cat.  (The others must be lurking just out of the view of the artist because I threaten to have at least a dozen). 

That’s cranberry juice in the glass as I still don’t drink – and probably that’s a photo of my son on the wall.  He must be doing quite well for himself wearing a suit and all.

Someone must have snuck in and placed that lace doily table-cloth on top of my perfectly ravishing red one, because I wouldn’t have put it there.

😉