I’ve been hitting the conversation hearts I stocked up in my office ‘for the customers’ like a crack fiend. They’re are a LOT better these days than they used to be FYI. The pink ones don’t taste like Pepto Bismol anymore – and the white ones don’t taste like chalk.
The other day I happened to actually look at one of the hearts before inhaling it … and to my horror and chagrin. It was BLANK!
What the heck? Is that bad luck? Foreshadowing? A really bad omen? Is it as bad as getting a blank fortune from a fortune cookie?? (And for someone not interested in having a valentine, I’m sure worked up over this heart aren’t I?)
My friend Lisa so amusingly said ‘you’re supposed to turn it around’.
I can assure you there was no writing on either side.
I am doomed. DOOMED I tell you.
But – the rest of you be sure to have a happy Valentines Day tomorrow.
Love you all bunches!
(Oh, and no, you don’t have to adjust the color on your monitor – I am now a Brunette. Thought I’d see if I got any smarter – it isn’t working yet)
Posted on February 13, 2013, in Humor, Uncategorized and tagged bah humbug, bah lovebug, blank conversation heart, conversation hearts, single on valentines, valentine candy, valentines day. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.