A Monster in my bra
So I’m innocently enjoying a packet of fruit snacks at my desk, of the Monsters Inc. variety …
When suddenly a fruit snack got away from me and went here …
I stood up, did the ‘something-fell-into-my-cleavage’ shake. And this guy landed by my shoe:
My comment to my boss?
“Good thing it was Mike – he only has one eye. He didn’t see much.”
Posted on August 23, 2013, in Humor, Uncategorized and tagged boss, cleavage, desk, dropping food, fruit snack, fruit snacks, funny, humor, mike wazowski, monsters inc.. Bookmark the permalink. 15 Comments.
Debauchery Soup 
Haha good line!
Thanks. lol. True story.
What a lucky piece of candy.
😉
I bought bananas tonight, and made sure to separate them upon arriving at home. I learn from reading your blog. Not sure what I’m learning from this one, though…
I guess … ‘if you’re going to drop anything in your clothing, make sure it only has one eye’? um, wait …
No comment…
Lol
maybe you could give that to a man. then he wouldn’t be lying about having a monster in his pants.
Okay, that made me laugh out loud.
We both know that many men do not have a monster in their pants its more like a tadpole.
Haven’t come across any tadpoles – lol
there are more out there than you think! Beware. As a man I have always wondered why men get so fascinated by their tadpoles. They serve 2 purposes and the rest of the time they just sort of hang there.
lets not forget – tadpoles turn into frogs, and the right frog just might turn into a Prince.
this is true. as I said to a friend yesterday its tough being a woman in this culture today. Have a Great Day!