Musings from the laundromat – dull moments edition


A friend said this morning, in response to my Facebook status: “Never a dull moment in Amandaville’  which, made me think … because I see my ‘Ville’ as quite dull.  Dull as dishwater most days.  But, simple things in my life turn out bonkers.

Took me two trips to get here today.  The first had me at the pharmacy, trying to purchase ‘Unstopables’ for the laundry and finding that my debit card was not in my wallet.  No, the irony was not lost on me.

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I was stopped. I did the sheepish “I’ll be back, it’s at home” thing and received the ‘yeah right, you’re not coming back’ doubtful look.

Well I DID come back.

Debit card was at home on the dining room table after going with my son to Taco Bell last night.

SO!   The status …

Names and faces have been blurred to protect the innocent.  Okay, they’re not that innocent, but I shall protect them anyway – I look after people I care about.  Even when they’re suggesting such naughty things.

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But, I am also true to my word when it comes to threats 😉  So take that guys.

The shower … I’m pretty sure that if you peered into my ear and past what is left of my eardrum, you’d find the right hand side of my brain is pretty clean.  As is the bathroom ceiling, inbetween the protective shower curtain lining and the non-waterproof ‘pretty’ curtain.

I’m hearing reports from home that apparently I didn’t get all the water – my son is stepping in puddles that I couldn’t find.  As I pointed out to him, ‘Water is invisible’.

And when your ear is ringing from being shot with a heavy stream of water, it’s almost impossible to find. It is!  Don’t try it – just trust me.

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About debaucherysoup

I've traveled 4 continents, affording me experiences and adventures to last a lifetime. Most important was the exposure to other cultures, beliefs and lifestyles. I'm also mom to one of the most amazing human beings I know.

Posted on July 7, 2013, in Humor, Musings from the laundromat, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Thanks for blurring my name, but I stand by my comments. If you want to serve up a set up line about an attractive women in the shower fiddling with the shower head, your going to get comments like that! I wouldn’t have been living up to my duties as a writer had I’d ignored a set up like that! Even that creepy naked creature at the top of your page agrees with me on that one…:P

  2. Oh!!! I can’t break my stride!! must comment on the ‘dull moments edition’. There.

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